Dorothy Parker No. 2
[via Reckon]

alex: I want to have like three enduring quotes. like a winston churchill level of quotability
me: or woody allen
alex: yeah
me: i strive for woody allen
alex: being a dorothy parker would suck, because inevitably a lot of quotes that you don’t even think are that good get famous
me: HAHA
alex: and you’re ultimately unsatisfied with your sham legacy
me: she was like, “that? shit, i was blotto at the time”
alex: yeah
me: “imagine if i was really trying!”
alex: haha
me: poor, poor dorothy parker
alex: exactly
alex: oscar wilde could sneeze artfully and it would be immortalized