“This Super Bowl ad was rejected due to the showing of Mickey Rooney’s geriatric behind.” (NSFW. Or for people with heart conditions/sensitive gag reflexes.)

You GUYS! Seriously! I don’t know why I am linking to this, other than I want you, too, to share my pain. I clicked on this assuming it was a joke or something, but I assure you, it’s all too real. I wasn’t even sure it was possible for there to be a butt on TV I’d want to see less than Dennis Franz’s butt.

And now it’s been topped, by shades of Cocoon.

Addendum: An actual use for this retina-burning clip did suggest itself to me. I haven’t tried it myself yet, but I submit it as a humble alternative to the traditional Rickroll. Call it…a Mickroll?