Best thing EVER. Discuss.
[via Sarah Hatter, via Mike Monteiro ]
Sarah Hatter (4:33:43 PM): http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/m4m/660066998.html
Sarah Hatter (4:33:47 PM): please read the “also” part
me (4:35:00 PM): that HAS to be fake
me (4:35:17 PM): (dear god, let it be fake, i am scared)
Sarah Hatter (4:35:21 PM): but crab meat!
Sarah Hatter (4:35:27 PM): I mean, imitation crab meat!
me (4:35:34 PM): oh, so you’d do it for the imitation crab meat?
Sarah Hatter (4:35:48 PM): I guess it really depends on how much they have exactly
Sarah Hatter (4:35:50 PM): Like, 4 pounds?
me (4:35:54 PM): i might do it for some real crab meat, if i was a dude
me (4:36:05 PM): but not that fake california roll stuff
Sarah Hatter (4:36:05 PM): Oh I’d definitely do it for real crab meat
me (4:36:39 PM): but what would you do…for a klondike bar?!
Sarah Hatter (4:37:01 PM): ha ha
Sarah Hatter (4:37:10 PM): do-ooh-ooh-ooh
me (4:37:36 PM): i would not stomp on model thingies with that hairy man like we were hairy godzilla and hairy mothra
Sarah Hatter (4:37:58 PM): for imitation crab meat
Sarah Hatter (4:38:02 PM): You can take as much as you want!
me (4:38:27 PM): *sigh* he drives a hard bargain
me (4:38:41 PM): (“emphasis on ‘hard’!” is your line)
Sarah Hatter (4:39:33 PM): ha
Sarah Hatter (4:39:46 PM): I was busy sending that to everyone I know, so my timing is off
me (4:40:01 PM): hahaha
me (4:47:59 PM): would you do it for anything else from the sea?
Sarah Hatter (4:48:17 PM): maybe a black pearl
me (4:48:20 PM): i like shrimp. maybe a nice shrimp cocktail.
me (4:48:22 PM): or that.
Sarah Hatter (4:48:25 PM): and I mean - the pirate ship
me (4:48:51 PM): yeah, dream big, i say
me (4:49:47 PM): if the man could produce a giant kraken, i suppose i’d do some totally non-gay touching
Sarah Hatter (4:49:58 PM): he’s NOT GAY
Sarah Hatter (4:50:05 PM): he says it right in the ad
me (4:50:32 PM): i know! it’d be totes non-gay. we’d just be two men comfortable enough to enjoy the pleasures of each other’s totally non-gay bodies
Sarah Hatter (4:50:44 PM): with trains and monster stomping
me (4:51:01 PM): that is what makes it EXTRA non-gay