“ Oh! Look at you in the mirror!! You minx. Trollop. Harlot. Professional sleeping-with-men-person! Snipe! Bragiole thief! Pantsnake wrangler! Painted lady. Pocket pinball player! Five knuckle shuffler! Person who manipulates the penis of males until goo called seminal fluid (complete with sperm cells) shoots out of the front and onto yourself and then you’re all ‘Oh! Yes! Meow!’ etcetera! ” - Butler, via a note left on my mirror at work