“Facebookers of the world who while away their waking hours on the social networking website poking friends and playing Scrabulous can now read all about it - in a Facebook magazine.
Dennis Publishing is getting in on the Facebook craze by launching a ‘bookazine’ - a magazine/book hybrid - about the networking website.
The 148-page publication, produced without the cooperation of the social networking website, includes articles ‘Famous on Facebook’ and ‘Create a real life Facebook event’.”
— “Dennis taps into Facebook craze with ‘how to’ magazine,” Guardian Unlimited
A ‘how to’ magazine? Will they tell me how to get my friend’s fiancé to stop dry humping me with SuperPoke! or how to bite the most “chumps” and move through the ranks in the Vampire Army? Perhaps they’ll tell me how to be supercool and let everyone know what online shopping I’m doing, though I suppose that wouldn’t be in the magazine…since they’re taking care of it for me.
Too bad Facebook doesn’t have its own Dummies title to mock. Maybe Merlin will make a special exception.