Hysterical Paroxysm
Mar 29, 2013 2:41pm

Ask Your Doctor About Tacos
[by pleatedjeans]

All my favorite comedy is taco-related. See also: Taco Party, Taco Man.
Mar 23, 2013 11:36am

absolutefucker:

also i love how mulder & scully’s reports are ruminations on life and relate back their case to Larger Themes and this gets, idk, filed away and when a related case comes up in the future other agents are gonna pull these up and be like “what the hell are these clowns talking about”

(via shelbysbutt)

Mar 20, 2013 1:28pm
Just want to respond to everything in my life with one of these. [via 45 Ridiculous And Amazing GIFs Of Nene Leakes For Her Birthday]

Just want to respond to everything in my life with one of these.

[via 45 Ridiculous And Amazing GIFs Of Nene Leakes For Her Birthday]
Mar 14, 2013 2:29pm
“ 19. Record only if Detective Elliot Stabler and Detective Olivia Benson have to pose as a married couple and touch each other slightly, but hesitantly. Hesitantly at first, but then they relax into their roles. He’s trying to think about Kathy and the kids, but only Detective Olivia Benson really understands what he goes through every day, trying to keep these sicko perps off the street. She looks pretty in that dress. Softer. Think about Kathy and the kids. Wait, why is Assistant District Attorney Alexandra Cabot here? And what is she wearing? ” - Current and Proposed DVR Recording Options for “Law and Order: SVU” | The Hairpin
Mar 14, 2013 11:05am
VIP: Very Important Purchase

VIP: Very Important Purchase
Feb 16, 2013 5:14pm
mylestanzer: What are you. Does anyone have a can of neck spackle that Robin Wright can borrow?

mylestanzer:

What are you.

Does anyone have a can of neck spackle that Robin Wright can borrow?
Feb 3, 2013 11:38pm
sexpigeon: Klaus witnesses this supposedly “super” bowl. It has its charms, admits Klaus.

sexpigeon:

Klaus witnesses this supposedly “super” bowl. It has its charms, admits Klaus.
Jan 30, 2013 1:50pm

The Jack Donaghy Insult Generator — Vulture

The Donaghy Dozens! Once again, Vulture is doing the important work.
Jan 30, 2013 1:12pm

“Snakes are not dangerous to you. There are no snakes in the bottom of your bed.”  — L. Ron Hubbard’s note to self, according to Lawrence Wright’s Going Clear

[Via: NYMag]

Jan 30, 2013 10:48am
Sarah: Please reenact this photo at your wedding.Me: Yes, except I will be the one in the chair with the cigar and Buzz will be on my lap.Sarah: I’m not sure why you felt the need to clarify the obvies.

Sarah: Please reenact this photo at your wedding.

Me: Yes, except I will be the one in the chair with the cigar and Buzz will be on my lap.

Sarah: I’m not sure why you felt the need to clarify the obvies.
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