2008

Jun

Be Ira Glass![via frank-c] I only make passes at boys with...

“Do you really love the taste of Cheez-Its but feel...

Target Women: Yogurt[via Hudson Meredith] “Yogurt-eaters come from every race, but just one...

Neo-Futurists - Exile in Guyville Rex’s link to Pitchfork’s…ahem…provocative...

Bitch, did you know you're ORANGE

SH: ok, so I made the hugest mistake of my life yesterday. like, huge, critical error in judgment.
Briana Mowrey: you bought gladiator sandals?
SH: No. Worse.
Briana Mowrey: ew, worse?
SH: I. got. a. Spray tan.
Briana Mowrey: hahahahha
SH: I am the size, shape and color of an oompa loompa.
Briana Mowrey: http://www.last.fm/music/Lady+Sovereign/_/Tango

"Where are my/where are my/where are my...

Blanche: “Do you know what I hate doing most after a party?” Rose: “Trying to find...

Jason Mecier“Absolutely Fabulous”24” x 24...

[via drinkerthinker] Gimme some head (pops). I’m...

[via]WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS GAME?!

“Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on...”
— Rumors Barack Obama’s...

“I make jokes about it, but it’s the truth that I kind...”
— Dolly Parton, on her signature...

Use Your Allusion So, seriously, you guys. YOU. GUYS....

[via AndrewH85] You might be a redneck if…

“The dap or pound, as it’s also called, was a natural and...”
— Op-Ed Columnist - Maureen Dowd...

[via] Denise MickilowskiApricots With Purple Tissue2007 Dag....

May

[via] I was shopping in MXYPLYZYK today when I noticed a...

irony[via Simon Crowley] (This applies to my love of Hall...

Miiowrey[via ldandersen]My boyfriend and I invested in a Wii...

Yuko Shimizu“V - ‘Virgin in...

Dorothy Parker No. 2[via Reckon] alex: I want to have like...

Biz Markie - “Just a Friend” This one’s going out to @phylhrmnix. (I might not be...

[via] Robert TherrienNo Title 9 (folding table + chairs,...

Goldfrapp - Happiness (Rex the Dog Remix)[via Discodust] Inspired by the Goldfrapp-likeness of the...

[via Art Deco] I think I’ve fallen in love. With a...

Episode list for "ABC Afterschool Specials"

Batman Hari Krishna Dance[via DaveyWilson] Speaking of...

Airborne Commercial feat. Mickey Rooney

“The favorite drink for ladies when thirsty, weary, and...”
— 1905 Coca-Cola advertising...

Young Robert Downey Jr. (Age 5)[via xInkOnFilmx] Lil’ Downey Jr. wants to ask you...

Annie - I Know UR Girlfriend Hates MeOh, you thought she was chewing gum…but, surprise,...

“There’s the blank page, and the thing that obsesses...”
— Margaret Atwood

As if Enid Coleslaw wasn’t already enough to thank Dan...

Guru Pitka Will Teach You Sitar[via Buzz Andersen]...

The Royal (Steampunk) Army of Oz [via film_stills] Over...

Liz Phair - Cinco de Mayo A somewhat obvious choice for today, yes, but this is one of my favorite...

[via antichocolatofobica]Um…hmm. I’m confused....

“Like the unique African Baobab tree, which nourishes its...”
— What is McDonald’s 365...

Best thing EVER. Discuss.[via Sarah Hatter, via Mike...

Apr

“‘My sister can’t say she is a Lesbian,’...”
— Islanders seek to reclaim term...

“When I was little, my ambition was to grow up to be a book....”
— Amos Oz[via 5oh7]

Coldplay Free

me (11:58 AM): Coldplay FREEMadison Square GardenMon, Jun 23 @ 8:00 pmColdplay Free? is that...

Erwin WurmInspection (2002–2003)[via]Sure, this could be...

Inside Dylan’s BrainBy Duff McDonald“People have...

My Favorite - 17 BerlinMy Favorite might be best known for their standout song “Homeless Club...

“A business anthropologist is someone who, among other...”
— Mary Roach, Bonk

George Holz Alicia and Doe Heidi’s Field, Woodland...

And Now a Word From Our Sponsor…(featuring Jim Ray) me (12:34:47 PM): [hands you boys some...

Joan Didion[image via Reckon] “During the years...

“Whenever I get dumped, I nail the door shut so that...

“I’m keeping it real! I’m keeping it real!”
— A man walking up Broadway...

“Some radio stations played a toned-down version of the song,...”
— George Michael - Wikipedia,...

“‘Never ever stand up in your chair, Junie B.,’...”
— Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome...

Aimee Mann - Borrowing Time “‘I’ve always been drawn to dark, eccentric...

[Portrait Patrick Swayze T-Shirt] To Briana Mowrey, Thanks...

Kim’s Video [via Tommy Kane Illustration]

[via Modern Drunkard Magazine Online] My favorite selections...

[via New York Daily Photo] New York Daily Photo might be...

Larger Prey Are Targets of Phishing - New...

“(Actually, I have never learned to read music and still...”
— Suzanne Vega [Teen Beat -...

The King Meets the Prez [via] This photo looks like Zemeckis...

[image via i200.photobucket.com] On New York City Real...

Amy Poehler: Being a tough, capable broad has never been...

Barker at the grounds at the Vermont state fair, Rutland...

[via BOINKOLOGY] My take-away message from this Montana...

bullshit: I’m pretty sure their customers already...

[“Old lawyers never die..” Hooded...

Baby Seal Bread [via omnicollective] Clubbing baby seals is...

“FREE jelly bean soup”[via What Works for...

[via Merlin Mann] Foul! - a set on Flickr by Mike...

“Even though Jack was incredibly old, he was amazingly...”
— Shouts & Murmurs:...

[via roughnightforlulu] Alternate Title:...

Merlin: Wallgreens has premium mixed nut selection that I...

Prescription Bottle Bird Feeders - Crafts for...

[via Intercourses]Photo by: Ben Fink “Readers love...

[via Art Candy] Ryan McGinleyLily (Black Eye)2005

“Language specific problems T9 seems to have been developed...”
— T9 (predictive text) -...

DIY Scrabble Coasters[via bauldoff, via Double Takes] Maybe...

Chester Gives Love Advice - Sifl & Olly “Yeah, and I keep cereal in my pocket…to...

July 8 [via frank-c] Went to Barcade last night & had a...

the man in black [via ben floeter] I would learn how to play...

Louise Brooks[via Reckon] “But the next three years of...

“The Force of July”[via COMICS 101] Digging...

Hudson: umhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVzY6MtAAkQ Sent at 5:00 PM on Thursday me: “the...

[via MacKenzie Wilson, via ohnotheydidnt: First group photo...

“Creative executives say not all companies can pull off a...”
— Marketers Try to Be...

The World Famous *BOB* on Pants Off Dance Off* That unicorn is STACKED, yo. *blurred jumbly bits,...

“In court papers, Cusack said Leatherman ‘is showing...”
— Woman arrested near John...

Mar

“These days, Sedaris splits his time between Paris and...”
— Priya Jain, “David...

“I enjoy the preference choice ‘block others from...”
— @moeria, on AOL® Instant...

Moustache Wallpaper[via natalie wright] If you know me, you...

[via Pie of the Month Club, via Apr/May ‘08 Bust...

Daniel Plainview & HW[via sirnadroj] “I’m a...

“In Switzerland, heraldic bears had to be painted with...

That’s just great. Now what am I supposed to name my...

Anti-Emo Riots Break Out Across Mexico | The Underwire from...

downforeveryoneorjustme.com[link via Maniacal Rage] Singer...

Judaica Online Ten Plagues Finger Puppets[via Hudson...

The Smiths - William It Was Really Nothing “The kind of people who don’t understand this...

Bob Dylan[via etchasketchist] A fave from...

[via bobloblawslawblog] Listen, I think we all know what...

Hizamakura Lap Pillow - Japanese Woman Leg’s &...

President Carter and the Swamp Rabbit Photo courtesy of...

Tattoos for the Elderly

Art Effect - Wild Wings Literary Lodgings Field Guide...

Maude: I should like to change into a sunflower most of all....

[via www.hellagoodproducts.com]

“AFTER reading about how Internet companies like Google, Microsoft and Yahoo collect...

The Rat Tickler (via Radi0Lab) What is the sound of one rat laughing? (It sounds a lot like...

Oh no. Does this mean there’ll be another insufferable...

(via roughnightforlulu)I’d like to see YOUR shamrock...

Vintage Kix! (via frank-c) Makes me feel like Don Draper...

Flavor Paper · Tutti Frutti Friends, this is actual scratch...

[via Illustration Friday] Lindsey CarrA Cage for TwoAcrylic...

The Monster Squad (1987) (via mystiemei) Remember The Goonies? (How could you not, it’s on TBS...

Gaia Octopus, 2006Trafford ParsonsSilkscreen print27”...

Twitter in Plain English [via seenandunseen] Not bad, but it doesn’t really capture the part...

And then they go to a Death Cab for...

Bpmowrey (6:15:31 PM): Actually, THIS is the best site on the internet.BobbyAndersen (6:15:43 PM): I...

Bubble of Sanity - Patton Oswalt Advice to remember on leaving Austin from Patton Oswalt, going out...

“‘P.Y.T.’ was famously referenced by President...”
— P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) -...

“How To Seduce Women” Paul Rudd and David Wain (via MyDamnChannel ) “You look so...

Moustache Party(via buzzandersen via Neven Mrgan) There sure...

Cocoa Touch | Facebook

Stephen Colbert - Regal. (via Brian Hogg) I would totally...

Kelly VivancoView Point12”x36” Acrylic on...

The Psychedelic Furs - The Ghost In You inside you the time movesand she don’t fadethe ghost...

[via www.antiquephotographics.com] Maybe I’m a bit...

lonelysandwich: buzzandersen: Wow, I do believe that was...

(via yourmonkeycalled) To which every woman responds with:...

“Men find funny women threatening. They ask me, ‘Are you...”
— Joan Rivers : Who Says...

Switchblade Sisters Trailer (via )*somewhat NSFW* If I had my own Max Fischer Players-style theatre...

Feb

EarthCam - Penguin Cam - Central Park Zoo

And by the way…it’s real. And it’s...

“‘There is an old saying,’ Ms. O’Rourke said,...”
— [via He Listens. He Cares. He...

Salvador DaliShirley Temple, the Youngest, Most Sacred...